The Different Types of Gay Men

Good Afternoon from Your Gay Neighbor
Well this afternoon I am going to explain my definitions and the different types of gay men that I have come across and that I know of. The reason I am doing this is mainly because of one of Matthew's friends in Toronto, who I call fartin Martin this summer said I was a typical Church Street fag. For those of you who don't know Toronto, Church Street is the gay street there. I guess at first I thought this was an insult, but then I realized this is a compliment because it meant I was very involved in the gay community and was a label boy and always out at the bars and stuff. So here goes I will tell you my definitions and where Matt and I fit in there.
1) Screamer/Flamer- a very loud and out there gay man who is gay all the time and in every way, bleach blonde hair, pink clothing and very tight clothes, limp wristed and very feminine.
2) Queen- wheres labels, feminine and looks after them selves in every way, always the best dressed in the room. Soft spoken but loud when they want to be, often our dragqueens and performers.
3)Bear- A large hairy man, usually a bit over weight and quite hairy, blue jeans and T shirt type.
4)Cub- A younger and bit smaller that a bear, usually the date of the bear.
5) Muscle Mary- Totally focused on his body and what he looks like, when you see him you think a very masculine man and strong, boy are you wrong, usually most feminine and one huge gay.
6)Leather Pig- the guy who wears leather at all times and love to be in boots and chaps and possibly a harness. They are somewhat wild in my experience and like to where to bed exactly what they where out. Don't be fooled by the outfit though, not always as masculine as they look.
7)Straight Gay- these are the men you see and you would never know they are gay.
8)Rice Queens- the gay man that chases after asians only.
9)Daddies- The older gay man that dates men who are at least half his age. These men usually end up support their younger lover in every way.
10)Pretty Boys- those who rely entirely on their looks to get by in life(good looks only last so long, we all mange to age at some point).

So I guess by my definitions I am queen when seen on the street and out and Matthew would be a Straight Gay. We are totally opposite and this is why we work so well together. We balance each other out.